baby write this down

jeff came home and told a funny story about people stealing his beer, but i wouldn't be able to tell it like he did. (turns out i did try anyway..) he was trying to explain to maj how there are unwritten beer rules when you're at a party. in short, he went to a party with a 12 pack of fat tire for he and his girlfriend, and he put it in the otherwise empty fridge. then as he was walking around, he noticed that everyone was carrying around the beer they had brought. so when jeff went back to the fridge to get his, 6 beers were missing when he and his girlfriend had only taken 2.

so then he went on a mission to find who the 4 people who stole his beer were. two were easy to spot.. but then one guy was holding his hand over the label trying to be sneaky. but it has a pretty distinctive top, so jeff knew who it was. but then he couldn't find the fourth..

so much later on, he was chatting with people and saw this guy take a fat tire out of his 6 pack of fireman's 4. so when the guy wasn't looking, jeff took one of the guy's fireman's 4. and then he waited outside, watching through the window, as the guy reached in his 6 pack and realized his last beer was gone. retribution.

but he was trying to explain to my mom how if you're at a party and there's a bunch of cheap beer, it's ok to take one because it's clearly for the party in general. but if people bring nice beer, you shouldn't take it, or you should at least ask around to find out whose it is and then ask them if you can have one.

and that is jinky's story.

he got a new car because his died. it's a red and khaki subaru wagon with not one, but twoo sun/moon roofs. pretty fancy.