jeff and i have been watching football together on the weekends. we always watch the longhorn game, and then lately we've just been watching any old game we can find a reason to cheer for.
me: lawrence. mr. hunter lawrence.
..a couple of seconds go by..
jeff: aren't you going to try it on for size?
me: you're right. mrs. megan lawrence. ..nah.
maybe a year ago, i decided that since i don't know who i'm going to marry, and with no boyfriend, i have the freedom to choose my own new last name. all i need to do is find a guy with it. the holy grail of last names is Mango. then i can be Mrs. Megan Mango. ..but since that's unlikely, i just try out all kinds of last names.
i guess jeff has been around a lot when i try out last names, so it's kind of become a thing. we usually try to find M last names. there's a football player with the last name mintsy. mrs. megan mintsy.
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I am absolutely not kidding when I say I know a girl name Lorie Gorry. She married a guy whose last name is Gorry, and actually took his name!
ReplyDeleteAnd we went to high school with the Perry's: Terry, Mary and Larry!
ReplyDeleteMy college freshman roommate was
ReplyDeleteJoy Motel
And her only sibling was Gail.